May 2009
52 posts
“RIGHT, THAT’S IT! I OFFICIALLY HATE THE INTERNET. HATE IT. OFFICIALLY.”
– My friend Rachel. Don’t worry, she’ll come around soon.
keeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhffff…..
that is the sound i make when i cough. i sound like an old man.
ah!
i am ill.
i have sore throat.
i have cold.
i have run out of tissues.
i am high on vapour rub.
ack.
nedhepburn:
tumblr is like World Of Warcraft for people with feelings.
I was just thinking that my favourite bit in a film ever is in the ‘Addams Family Values’ and it’s when Wednesday is talking to this nerdy kid who has allergies, and they’re on a bench and she says:
“So what happens if you get stung by a bee?”
And then he says:
“I die.”
And Wednesday shuffles closer to him.
Never, never do this.
today i was on the bus and a man sneezed near me and when i got off the bus i had a big hygiene attack and i may or may not have accidently put hand sanitiser on my face.
ouch.
“Talking of love, wow, I love love. Love is like your best friend that you don’t...”
– Cassie, Skins (via dirtywhite) (via atoms) (via unicornology) (via iguessthatscool)
Europe is an extremely dowdy continent. The best song we can achieve is a mixture of a Norweigan fresh faced fiddler claiming to have a love affair with a fictional storybook heroine. I shall never look at Snow White in the same way again.
I WATCHED THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST. I DIED.
“Look, I’ve sharpened my nail into a little point so i can jab you!”
– my best friend.
“NO! SHARING IS FUN! GIVE IT TO ME!”
– me to my friend.
urrrgghh. i just got another card. it had a shoe on it. Erlack.
it was my birthday yesterday and i suddenly remembered how much i hate cards. don’t get me wrong, funny, arty, unique and unusual cards are the best, sometimes i buy cards just for the hell of it. what i can’t stand is all the same-same cards around, all genteric looking and normal. i am grateful, but i would rather people drew me a nice picture of themselves or an elephant in a wig.
