does anyone else not feel the same way?

i'm alice;
i read far too many magazines,
and i know i shouldn't.
i take pictures and,
i wear glasses.
Mon May 18

Never, never do this.

today i was on the bus and a man sneezed near me and when i got off the bus i had a big hygiene attack and i may or may not have accidently put hand sanitiser on my face.

ouch.